So my little brother showed me Chuck Norris and Vin Deisel Jokes, which are basically dumb one liners like.. Vin Deisel irons his shirt while he is wearing it..or, Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked someone so hard his foot broke the speed of light sending him back in time, killing Hitler...or CHuck Norris' tears cure cancer, unfortunately he has never cried, ever.
Anyways, it took me back to rediculous high school jokes. When I was there, it was always "this verses that". Like who would win in a fight? Batman or DareDevil? Vin Deisel or CHuck Norris? Bryant Gumble or Oprah? Tony Tiger or Sugar Bear? Mr. Myagi or the winner of Norris/ Deisel? Got any more? or insight victor information?
The Secret We Can't Talk About
12 years ago
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Hurricane Katrina vs. Ditka.
Yeah, all of the Ditka jokes. Unfortunately, the only other jokes I remember are the tasteless ones. Like, What is the last thing the astronauts said before the space shuttle blew up? “What’s this button for?”
Yeah. We had no conscious at all.
No Jokes Sean! Just wanted to hi to you haven't seen or talk to you in a good while. Saw Chaz a couple of weeks ago at Candidates Seminar. How are You?
Sean, we are second year cadets being commissioned in about 60 days. YEAH! Feel free to email me (busieandsilly@hotmail.com)
Been so long... no new posts... Josh sad... want more to read... wishes Captain Caveman would write again...
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