Couple of things. . .
First, all commence being in shock at the number of recent blog posts.
Second, as for the title of this blog, you can thank facebook. There was definitely a side link on facebook to click on to meet hot Christian girls, complete with picture of questionably dressed young ladies. No, I did not click on the link. No, I am not petitioning to ban facebook. It does raise a few questions, comments and red flags though. And by a few I mean many. So I am not going to actually comment on it, save to mention the state of sexuality in western culture, including the church, is not that great when you have a sub category for Christian hotties to be found on the facebook. Now, had they had "Find Hot Christian Guys" on there with my picture, well, you can't argue with truth. But sorry ladies, I am taken and I did not want to invoke lust in any of you, giving the devil a foothold that would most definitely cause you to stumble.
So I said, "NO".
Third, Steelers rock, sorry Josh.
Fourth, got into that age old discussion about Satan Clause with someone today. Always a great topic for discussion, I love to focus on the most trivial element of secular people misrepresenting the celebration of the birth of Jesus. The only thing that is interesting to think about is how the two biggest Christian holidays have found secular popularity through fairy tales. I guess the creator of the universe miraculously being born to a virgin, barely escaping being killed as a baby and eventually dying for the sin of all mankind and rising again, isn't a big enough story. That being said, I really don't blame Santa. He is just a jolly guy. You can't look at Santa and not smile. It's kinda of like a banjo.
And last but not least a quote.
"What's the soup de jour?" . . . "It's the soup of the day." . . . "Mmmm, that sounds good, I'll have that."
The Secret We Can't Talk About
12 years ago
4 comments:
Dumb and dumber... come on. That was easy.
Yes. Steelers are good this year. Yes the Browns suck [Expletive that would make Rod Blagojevich blush]
And thirdly, did you know you can track Santa's Christmas flight in Google maps? Now, that's just cool.
1. Why do you hate Santa?
From a pretentious theological standpoint Jesus would be pretty cool with Santa getting all the credit...He's all humble like. Go Jesus. (Less Enthusiastically) go Santa. P.S. The Santa fairy tale is based on a Saint...who loves Jesus...he is a saint. Burn.
2. Holy Freakin' Crap Steelers Rock. Cardiac Kids perhaps, but rock just the same. Defense of epic proportions coming to dominate the human race. All cower (no pun intended) and weep before the glory and might of the D. Offense is a little bit weird. All stagnant and stupid only to rock the socks off of the world at the last possible moment...what's with that?
3. I was just talking to the kids about the evils of subculture. Big evil Christian Contemporary Music and the like. You know that Christian subculture has become as evil as the original culture that made the Christians abandon their Christ given duty to evangelize when you can sell sex to Christians. I thought subculture had reached a pinnacle with Christian clothing, mints, music, movies and guitar praise (like guitar hero but more...well you know), but apparently I was wrong. Next will be strip clubs with Bible verses on G-strings. And Guns that say Jesus loves you Mother F... whoa too far. Now I'm sad.
Hhhmmmmmm....G-strings with verses on them. Now that's an idea...
We'd just need a good name. God Strings? Something with Blessed Virgin in the title? I'll have to keep thinking on that one.
Proverbs 31 Panties! Seriously, we're only a good name away from these things being sold right beside the Testamints at your local Christian bookstore.
As for the Steelers...Defense. Yes. Offense? No.
i am interested in knowing more about this type of posts. This is such an interesting topic I would love to see again later on.
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